On this website - [link] you type in a load of random nouns and adjectives and it writes out a story for you. It is great fun. I used it to write some daft fanfictions for some of my fav fandoms

I suggest giving it a try yourself! I'd love to see what stories you all get!


1) Good Omens. Crowley/Aziraphale.
2) Godchild Cain/Riff.
3) Heroes Hiro/Ando.
4) Heroes Hiro/Ando.

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Good Omens. Crowley/Aziraphale- A Halo In Time

On a giant and shining morning, Aziraphale sat under the table. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His lips ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Crowley to love someone with a brooding foot?

Brightly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an engorged pearly cactus, all on a summer's day. I wish my Crowley would kiss me, in his own glowing way..."

"Do you?" Crowley sat down beside Aziraphale and put his hand on Aziraphale's thigh. "I think that could be arranged."

Aziraphale gasped huskily. "But what about my brooding foot?"

"I like it," Crowley said hopefully. "I think it's homosexual."

They came together and their kiss was like a tree full of monkeys.

"I love you," Aziraphale said lustily.

"I love you too," Crowley replied and groped him.

They bought a koala, moved in together, and lived outrageously ever after.

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Godchild Cain/Riff - Suggestively Tripping

Cain tripped along joyfully. He was on his way to meet his lover, Riff, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a goat hopping along, carrying a chocolate in its mouth.

Cain was almost in the bedroom when he came across a poisonous cake, lying alone on a gay plate. "That must be a treat from my cheerful bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked dark, so he ate it.

It gave him the most sinister tingling sensation in his bum. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Riff.

When Riff came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Cain cried broodingly.

"Your back! And your hand!" Riff said. "They're bright! Can't you feel it?"

Cain felt his back and his hand. They were indeed quite bright. "Oh, no!" Cain said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that poisonous cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Riff said. "I got you a top hat. It must have been that black man who lives nearby. He acts a little hopelessly, ever since he kissed a knife."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Cain sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Riff said happily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your back is really woeful like that."

"Really?" Cain dried her tears. Cain kissed Riff and it was an entirely thoughtful sensation, like a nice cup of tea in the afternoon.

They spent the night having entirely thoughtful sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

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Heroes Hiro/Ando - The Blue Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Hiro strode along the path, making for Enormous Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bright Glasses, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Hair.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his happy pink heart just in time to face the gay man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck happily, and Hiro barely raised his pink heart to meet the attack. They fought long and excitedly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Hiro found himself forced to one knee, the man's pink heart pressed to his fun leg. "I am Ando of Enormous Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Bright Glasses. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you several centuries in the future."

But Hiro had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his pink heart with a twist, overpowered Ando and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Hiro said, looking down upon him.

Ando's eyes shimmered. Time seemed to stop, as though Hiro had paused it himself. "I have underestimated you, Hiro. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Hiro's desire was enflamed. His leg throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Ando like a dragon. Hiro caressed Ando's overwhelming eyes and he responded. They came together giddily, and their joining was as dazzling as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet samurai sword!" Hiro groaned and stroked Ando as stupidly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Hiro said. "That's where I put the Bright Glasses for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed suspiciously on the grass, forgetful of all but their lusty love. "We will stay together forever," Ando said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Hair never got the Bright Glasses and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

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Heroes Hiro/Ando - The Dragon Prince

Hiro was walking through an enormous meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a bright little dragon lying under a tree.

Hiro skipped over to see the dear thing and was fun to find that he was hurt! A pink heart had pierced his lusty little eyes and he whimpered happily with the pain.

"My gay little friend," Hiro said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the pink heart, as suspiciously as he could. The dragon cried out and Hiro's heart ached, Time seemed to stop, as though Hiro had paused it himself. "You'll be all right," Hiro whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Ando and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Ando up in his arms, Hiro carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Hiro nursed Ando, cleaning his eyes and feeding him Glasses-brand dragon chow.

On the eighth night, Ando climbed into bed with Hiro. He burrowed under the covers and stupidly stroked Hiro's hair. It made Hiro giggle and he cuddled close to Ando, stroking his leg and singing excitedly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Hiro hurried home so he could curl up with Ando. It gave him a happy feeling whenever Ando stroked his hair.

Then one night, Ando looked up at Hiro and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a blue prince."

Hiro screamed giddily, he was so surprised. How could a dragon talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Ando said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Hiro said and kissed Ando on his leg. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a blue prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Ando," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Hiro said.

"See?" Ando said and showed Hiro the scar from the pink heart on his eyes. Then he kissed Hiro and they tumbled several centuries in the future and did a lot of very dazzling things, some of them involving an overwhelming samurai sword.

"I love you," Ando said when they were done. Hiro clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Ando had stashed away.

And if Ando didn't know about Hiro's visits to the dragon sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.